Shopping.?
A man shopping in a supermarket took his purchase of two cans of dog food to the checkout counter. The cashier asked, “Sir, do you have a dog?”
“Yes.” replied the man.
“Well, where is it?” asked the cashier.
“I left him home.” he answered.
“Sorry,” the cashier said, “You can’t buy the dog food if I can’t see the dog. That’s the rules.”
The next day he returned to the store and brought some cat food to the checkout. “Do you have a cat?” asked the cashier. “Yes,” he said, “but I left him home.”
“Sorry,” she said, “If I can’t see the cat, I can’t sell you the food. That’s the rules.”
The next day the man walked into the store with a brown paper bag. He walked up to the cashier and said, “Here. Put your hand in here.”
The cashier put her hand in and said, “It’s soft and warm. What is it?”
The man replied, “I’d like three rolls of toilet paper please!”
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Well i gotta say that was pretty gross, but funny too!
Thanks for the laughs, here have a star! * Dodie
I like. You get a star. mica
Lol erm….lovely! Jessie R
LOL! Veruca Salt
lol………liked that BRIAN M
I’m growing tired of that joke. It’s been around here too often Nova
hahahaha Tracey
Oh!
Just laughed out loud and got a funny look!
Good one! Nemesis
Hahhahahhaaaaaa, sh*t happens jim…lol smila
Errr Yuk! very funny…. The Happy Murcia
lol.10/10.
why is it to buy anything one has to show proof?.
the cashier deserved that, don’t you think?.
thanks for the chuckle and for posting. shorty
lol good one unconditional love
if it smells like it must be .lol hasicit
ewwww, guess she’ll sell him anything next time,
starred skybluecarp
Brilliant……lmfto babyblue
The dirty ones are always the best lol Mike D
eeeeooowww!! Gross!! But effective !! lol Polar Molar
Ha ha bet she thinks twice about asking for proof again!!
hehehe, brilliant hun
have a star
xxxxxxxxx mumson45
hehehe..
the man angry..so he do that’s..i really dont think if the man can do samething like that..that’s funny..thank you so much..
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and more story ..ok?! Youli
ha ha ha funny Luck Dragon
LOL that was very funny there Jim
I was laughing so hard that I fell of my chair!!!
You get a star for that one If I could I would give you 10 stars for this one… angel beth
haha sooo funny! so deserves a star you are AM-AZ-ING at riting jokess carrie luvs davidwright
eeeewwwwwww,,,,,,,funny though!! lol fidgetyfingers
Pmsl. he figured if you need to use it and buy it he had to prove it to her. She got his just revenge and she got her pay back for being an as* about it…loved it….star! Deedee
Yes, that would be the logical conclusion. elflaeda